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Disclaimer: THIS TOPIC WAS NOT MY IDEA!! But I’m going to allow it — just this once.

3 Nov

In case you missed the title… this topic was soooOOOOOO not my idea! PASSPOGASM/SUPER GiRL Talk has developed a reputation as a safe haven for the world’s non-nerdy idol fans. But the other day one of my long-time readers/fans/stalkers(?) asked me: “Can you pleeeeeease write about the top ten idols you want to marry? Pleeeeease!!”

Because the topic of marrying my favorite idol seemed suspiciously wota-ish I had to check with my editor/grandpa first and he said, “Absolutely not! This blog has developed a something something safe haven for something something OMG it’s time for my daily 11AM nap!! *zzzZZZ* While he was sleeping he mumbled, “I’ll allow it..But just this once!

Topic credit goes to tsutomo, who I met at Tokyo Idol Festival. We’ll be cross-posting this mofo, so check out his blog!
Untitled-3Rounding out our cool-kids club is Tobias at PASSPO☆ and beyond !!!, who I also met at TIF.
cropped-tvpa3a1I should also mention the “rules” because I ended up breaking a few of them.
Rule #1  We can only list a maximum of two girls from the same group. So unfortunately I wouldn’t be able to marry all 48 members of JKT48.
Rule #2  We also have to list the top ten idols we’d like to be BFFs with.
Rule #3  I forgot what rule #3 is.
Rule #4  Only idols currently in a group are eligible.
Rule #5  The same idol can’t be included in both lists.
Rule #6  Do not talk about Secret Court!

Top Ten Idols I Want to Marry
1. Runa Kojima (Doll☆Elements)
Nickname: Runapon
Oshimen rank: #1 Oshipon™
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Runa is a super rare “cute type” pokemon idol, who is also the group’s “genki ” member and the “funny one.” She’s also their rapper for the 3 or 4 songs that include raps. And she actually refers to herself in the third person as Runapon. And like all cool people, she has great fashion sense (i.e. she always wears short skirts). Especially when it’s snowing.

Why she’s awesome… in video form:

Everyone knows the part of an idol concert when the audience is taught how to do the choreography is pretty much just a five minute time filler, particularly because they are explaining stuff that the fans in attendance have already figured out and/or have already been taught at previous concerts. Yet when Runa does it, it’s awesome. [Umm, how was that awesome?] Did you watch it? She’s clearly awesome. No more questions!

The End

Wait, I have to do nine more of these? If it’s idols we want to marry, shouldn’t it just be one girl? [This is a top ten list, so of course ten need to be listed, d’uh!] Can I list ten Runapons? [Panel of pervy judges: … No!]

Straight-talk reason (aka the more serious, non-joking explanation): She’s incredibly cute with a perfectly matched cute personality, she’s adorably energetic and always performs with 100% effort (kawaii effort), and just based on reading her blog she has a lot of pride in Doll☆Elements, so even though she has fun, she takes her job seriously. That’s important in a marriage. As someone who has been divorced three times, I should know!

2. Reira Arai (SUPER☆GiRLS)
Nickname: Reicheru, Rachel, Layla
Oshimen rank: SUPER☆Oshi
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Reira is my favorite idol of all time, but I’ve become a Runa addict and I’ve lost a lot of interest in SUPER☆GiRLS ever since their producer decided to sabotage the group with horrible music, cheap costumes (by their standards), and an extremely questionable choice for a new member–SG fans know exactly who I am referring to. [SUPER☆GiRLS fan: Yeah, we totally know who you’re referring to! Um… it’s Risa right??] Anyway, Reira has a super model brain and a nuclear physicist face and body (wait, reverse that.)

And on top of that she’s a great singer with a cute voice.


I started becoming a fan of hers after watching their first live dvd, but it was actually the answers she gave in the following video that made me realize she was a little more sophisticated and mature than the typical idol:


I hope she considers Top 10 lists gentlemanly.

Straight-talk reason: Beautiful, intelligent, articulate, adventurous (she’s traveled alone to America and Australia), open minded and interested in other cultures, and she’s an amazing performer.

3. Sara Hirano (GEM)
Nickname: Sararan
Oshimen rank: oshiGEM™
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Sara isn’t just the coolest girl in GEM, she’s the coolest girl in iDOL Street. And possibly the entire world. Although she’s extremely talented and the best looking (imo), she’s also the least popular member (shortest lines at handshake events, fewest # of comments in her blog, least amount of twitter followers, etc).
Screenshot 2014-11-03 00.41.52She’s similar to Reira in that she doesn’t go out of her way to win over fans, which is why the nerds on 2ch rank her as the #1 most mysterious member.
13-5-31I’ve been a fan of hers since before she was added to GEM and remember the exact moment she became my favorite. It was during the original Sutorigu tournament back in February 2013 and Sara and Yuki were the MCs. Yuki is supposed to be the funny one but she was stumbling over her lines like a blind break dancer with one leg, but Sara who is five years younger, was completely cool and single-handedly prevented Yuki from breaking the internet. This isn’t the video of their intro, but it’s the only footage I could find from that concert:


I love the death stare she gave some guy at 1:11.

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Straight-talk reason: She has a very cool aura, evident in the way she dances, dresses, and interacts with people; she’s mysterious which I think is the most interesting personality trait a person can have, and she stays true to herself even if it means not having many fans.

4. Rana Murakami (GEM)
Nickname: Ranachin, Lana, Ranassyi (unofficial)
Oshimen rank: Oshinassyi

ranapicI want to write that Rana is  one of the cutest humans that has ever lived and declare her a one in a million idol, but AKB’s producer used to say the same hyperbole about some of the AKB members and he was clearly insane. And high.

In addition to being cute, she’s funny, creative, and genuinely seems to care about being an idol. But she’s more than just cute, she’s also pretty!

And her singing voice is hypnotic (although the following two videos probably aren’t the best examples, unfortunately there aren’t a lot to choose from).

Screenshot 2014-11-03 16.37.59Straight-talk reason:  Her look, personality, and voice are completely unique in the idol world. Out of all the idols and groups I follow, she is the one I would want to get to know the most, because her sense of humor and overall personality are the most similar to mine (I do the same bit with upside down glasses all the time!)

5. Sakino Chiba (READY TO KISS, ex Houkago Princess)
Nickname: Sakipyon
Oshimen rank: Oshipyon
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Because she’s hot.

Straight-talk reason: Although 99% of my interest is derived from her hotness, she is a surprisingly good singer and performer. Which actually matters a lot, because poor singing and dancing are huge turnoffs. Theoretically.

6. Makoto Okunaka (PASSPO☆)
Nickname: Makochan, Makon, Maachan, Mako-tee (unofficial)
makoteeI haven’t kept up to date with PASSPO☆, but I’ve remained a Makochan fan. I’m a fan because I focus on her positives–her beauty and her unique personality, which I think is genuine. Maybe she is polarizing amongst some fans, but I think the main reason she appears disinterested/unmotivated is because I feel PASSPO☆ wasn’t a great fit for her. Not every member of an idol group has the personality or skill-set to match the particular group they happen to audition for, particularly in the case of PASSPO☆, since the concept and music style wasn’t decided until after the lineup was chosen. While Mio matches PASSPO☆ perfectly, Makochan would have been perfect for a group like Morning Musume, because they are more glamorous, their music better matches her love for napping, and they place a greater emphasis on personality.

This video showcases Makochan’s complexity, in which she continually transitions from adorable to funny to weird to insane and then back to adorable, immediately  followed by more weirdness.

Straight-talk reason: She is amazingly cute, funny, weird, and mysterious. But if you don’t like her she’ll probably make a voodoo doll of you.
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7. Saori Yasaka (former SUPER☆GiRLS leader, but still affiliated with iDOL Street)
Nickname: Saori-nu
Oshimen Rank: Oshi-nu

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Our lists aren’t supposed to include idols who graduated, but since she’s remained part of iDOL Street, I’m going to include her, even if it’s only by a technicality (I won’t break the rules again though). If she was still a member of SUPER☆GiRLS I would have listed her fourth, so I think it’s a fair compromise.

I apologize if my list of super hotties is becoming repetitive and making me seem like a shallow, superficial moron, but Saori is way more than just a beautiful face. She was arguably the second best singer in the group, she has diverse interests like Takarazuka (Japanese all-female musical troupe), Christmas (she begins celebrating in November), and Takarazuka (she really, really likes Takarazuka). She’s also a little strange, which is another common denominator of the idols I like. At one SUPER☆GiRLS concert I went to, she actually fell into a weird trance during member intros. I was watching her, and for more than a minute she was just staring into the crowd, not blinking, moving, or saying a word. Just staring. With her mouth open a little. While dripping in sweat. [Did you use that opportunity to ask her to marry you?]  Please don’t ask stupid questions. [Sounds like you regret not asking her to marry you.] Of course I do. That was my one chance!

Saoriiiii NEVER FORGET!!

yasaka-saori-04Straight-talk reason: Beautiful, serious, funny, a little weird, and pretty much the perfect idol.

8. Rihona Kato (former Street-sei, but still affiliated with iDOL Street)
Nickname: Rihonya
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I lied about not including another idol who graduated. But she’s also still part of iDOL Street, so I’m hanging on to the illogical belief that she may come back and join the next iDOL-Street group. And if I compiled this list two months ago I would have ranked her, so I’m just keeping it real yo!  It’s not like I’m including Atsuko Maeda. Wait, can I include Atsuko Maeda?!

Straight-talk reason: She’s hilarious, spontaneous, and hilariously spontaneous. And she wears glasses!! I’m not sure how or why, but glasses enhance a girl’s looks by like a million percent.

9. Fuka Tanaka (Sendai Twinkle Moon)
Nickname: Fucchan (unofficial), Fukizzle (even more unofficial)
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I only recently became a fan of Fukizzle, but she has single-handedly resurrected my interest in Street-sei, Sutorigu 3, and the forthcoming Fourth Group (no pun intended).

Straight-talk reason: She has an unidentifiable charm that I can’t explain.

10. Ami Nakashima (Dream, E-girls)

Screenshot 2014-11-03 18.46.31Straight-talk reason: Because she’s been an awesome idol for like a million years.

Top Ten Idols I’d Like as Friends

(* indicates I’m breaking the rule by listing the idol a second time)
1* Rana Murakami — She’s a huge dork, very much like myself. She’s into Funassyi, making up jokes based on portmanteaus (e.g. GEMily), and is completely comfortable embarrassing herself  as long as it makes people laugh. But it’s not just her sense of humor which would make her a great friend, she’s also extremely loyal and supportive of her group mates. For me, loyalty and empathy are almost as important as sense of humor.
2* Runa Kojima — Similar to Rana, I would want to be friends with Runa because of her sense of humor. The photo above reflects her quirky and playful personality. She’s also obnoxious, just like I am–she’s constantly annoying her group mates with her antics, just like I annoy my friends with my constant jokes. I guess the theme so far is I gravitate towards people with similar personalities, and the closer the match the better.
3* Reira Arai — She’s the most sophisticated and open-minded idol I know. My favorite hobby is traveling and so is hers. People who travel tend to have adventurous personalities and a sense of independence. For example, she explained that she wanted to go to America with a friend, but ended up going alone because of her schedule. I’m the same way, I would prefer traveling with my friends, siblings, and cousins, but I don’t allow for conflicts with schedules derail my plans. She also likes to snowboard, which is my second favorite hobby, so she is someone who I could hang out with–before I marry her.
4. Yuu Maeda (predia) — New members of a group tend to go through a phase where they struggle to fit in, because while they have to quickly catch up to the other members, they can’t go too fast otherwise it looks like they are overstepping their position and showing up their “sempais.” But she is so unique that she completely bypassed that phase. It’s like she’s always been in the group. And you could never get mad at her because she is so charmingly goofy. Just watching her at concerts, she is a huuuuge dork and is completely fine with showing that side of her personality. Which would make hanging out with her extremely entertaining.
5. Yuriya Suzuki (Cheeky Parade)  This one is a little complicated and would require knowledge of the relationship between SUPER☆GiRLS and Cheeky Parade, as well as her intense desire to be in SUPER☆GiRLS (she made it to the finals of the SG audition). There isn’t a lot of overlap between the SG and CP fandom and I fault that to SG not establishing a supportive relationship with the CP members. So fans notice minimal chemistry between the groups and completely separate fandoms emerge. What I respect about Yuriya is that despite her history with SG, she doesn’t perpetuate the poor role model identity when she interacts with GEM and Street-sei. During the few concerts where GEM or Street-sei opened for them, she would go completely out of her way to integrate them into the show and make them feel welcome. Typically humans repeat the same injustices they were subjected to. The cool ones though transcend that, which is why I respect her. She is the kind of person that if you were friends with, she would always have your back.
6. Ami Kikuchi (Idoling!!!) — She’s an extremely complex person, but what I find most fascinating is her interest in psychoanalysis, played out in her commentary on fellow idols and idol fans. I think she is incredibly intelligent, maybe not in an academic way, but in a pragmatic sense independent of school. Her “philosophies” on idols, the business, and fandoms are very unique. She understands her role as an idol, and how she can experiment with her identity, the same way a scientist would experiment with a laboratory rat being operantly conditioned. She is someone you could have awesome conversations with on any topic.
7. Shiori Mori (PASSPO) — I have endless energy when it comes to physical activities like running, basketball, tennis, snowboarding, hiking, swimming, etc. She has that same vibrant energy that allows her to go 100% during concerts. Doing “guy” stuff like watching and playing sports with a girl like her would be awesome. And I love how she yells, when she could just as easily talk in a normal voice. Those are the things that are endearing when you like someone, but extremely annoying when you don’t. 
8. Mahiro Hayashida (Fairies) — She’s the mood-maker of Fairies, so it would be convenient to be friends with her. Whenever anything bad happens, it’s basically her job to make everything better. At least that’s what I think a mood-maker is supposed to do.
9. Rino Shimazaki (Cheeky Parade) — She’s awesome and hilarious in a very, very moronic way. I only started noticing her after watching a program where she was interacting with some GEMbers (GEM members). She was eating traditional Japanese sweets and explaining the flavor to them in great detail. Another member asked her what she was eating and she started expounding about her knowledge of food, like she was an expert. Then their manager came over and casually mentioned that everything she had just said was wrong. At that point most people would have been extremely embarrassed, but she reacted by hilariously and randomly eating all the food intended for the other members. This is just one example of her weird as hell personality that would be extremely entertaining to be around. 
10. Sayumi Michishige (Morning Musume) — Did Sayumi Michishige already graduate? I actually have no idea, but I think she is the classic example of an idol who would be interesting to hang out with. Just not for too long, otherwise you’d go insane. I always thought she was way more complex than the cute persona she portrays, and as she’s aged I think that has become more apparent. And thus concludes the first and last reference to Morning Musume you’ll ever read here.

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TIF Day 2: Mini-cap™(mini-recap)

25 Aug

tif2013asX6This was how Day 1 of TIF ended:

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I don’t think that is an idol.

Fortunately there is this thing called Day 2.

iDOL Street Report
I got to Odaiba late on Day 1 so I woke up at 6AM for Day 2 intending to arrive by 8:30. Somehow I still didn’t arrive until 9:30AM. I have a bad habit of spending an hour attempting to make my hair perfect.

My first stop was Azure Stage for GEM, HR, and ALLOVER, so I had to get back in the line from hell. If I was a superhero the elevator line would be my arch-enemy. Just like the day before, there was already a queue (~100 people who were cool and probably arrived at 8:30). I immediately noticed a lot of fans in line displaying their GEM goods. Strangely though, they weren’t letting people go up to the roof. GEM was scheduled to perform at 10:15 and by 9:45 the line still hadn’t moved. It was really weird considering how long the process takes. Finally at 9:50 they started the elevators *vroom vroom kerplunk*. I felt bad for the stragglers, because at this point the queue was pretty massive and it would have been difficult for them to get up to the roof in time to see GEM (assuming they were in line to see GEM).

When I saw GEM on Day 1 the experience was a total blur. The Azure Stage experience was infinitely better – the weather was cooler and more importantly I was much closer to my oshiGEM™, who actually acknowledged my existence (I was in the 4th row, stage right which is where Sara lines up during member intros) (I hope I don’t sound like a stalker). The roof stage is also just way nicer than Smile Garden, which is the most ghetto of all TIF stages (no offense Smile Garden.) (Smile Garden: I’m just trying to bring da smilez yo *cries*).  The members of GEM had been blogging about how excited they were for finally having their own merchandise, so it was cool that a lot of fans were displaying their goods. This may sound very lame, but GEM is such an innocent group that I totally believe them when they say it makes them happy to see fans wearing their shirts and displaying their towels and uchiwas. When Chanman (“Chanban” <- inside joke for cool people) asked if anyone bought their goods, the fans who did waved their towels and uchiwas. I waved my Sara uchiwa and she smiled. I felt like a peasant and she was the queen of Japan. Not much else to write about their performance, this is a mini-cap after all. You can check out their sky stage footage on YouTube.

(Just a short note on HR and ALLOVER. I’ve been following HR casually for a while on YouTube. Their TIF performance was pretty average though. Had I not already been a casual fan, it would have been completely forgettable. I’m not a fan of ALLOVER, but I am a fan of two members of the group: Anna and Yuna (they’re sisters in real life and members of ANNA☆S). Only watched them perform one song though because I was following my strategy of heading down the elevator during a performance in order to bypass the line that forms when waiting for a group to finish. I really like Anna and she is one of my favorite idols (top 30 at least). I think she saw me slowly making my way to the exit though. Or maybe I was just imagining her looking straight at me and being disappointed.)

Saw GEM again later in the day at Hot Stage. I was determined to get front row, but when I arrived the outlook didn’t look so hot (no pun intended). I happened to stand next to two other hardcore GEM fans (both had GEM shirts and towels) who were thinking the same exact thing as me: the moment Sakura Gakuin finished their set make a move to the front. The front area of Hot Stage is so congested you have to be ready to make a move the first chance you get. Of course this doesn’t mean pushing anyone, it just means waiting for a path to open and then immediately taking it and then just ride the wave of people moving to the front.

One way to tell if fans will vacate the front area is to check for hardcore fans of that group. During the  Vanilla Beans performance it was obvious 90% of the fans in the front were there waiting for SUPER☆GiRLS, so they wouldn’t be going anywhere once Vanilla Beans finished. During Sakura Gakuin’s performance I could tell there were a lot of their fans in the front because they had their pink flags.

Once Sakura Gakuin finished I was able to make it to 2nd row center. It was amusing watching some fans continue to fight and actually negotiate for position. I noticed this year fans were a lot more aggressive… and stupid. It’s refreshing knowing Japanese people are just as stupid as Americans. Americans get a bad rap, but stupidity is a world-wide thing. I also think some fandoms are on the tipping point into insanity.

The Hot Stage performance was great, but again not much to write about. They performed the same songs they always do. I haven’t watched any of the Day 2 footage of TIF, but I am pretty sure GEM’s Hot Stage performance wasn’t aired. There’s some footage on this weeks episode of GEM Nao though: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2emu4He_3HU
164252The final iDOL Street performance was the one I was looking forward to the most: all five Street-sei teams at Azure Stage. This stage is magical at night.

Last year Street-sei wasn’t on my radar at all. Most of the members were new, and although the street-sei system was expanded into five regional groups, I figured they were just the equivalent of AKB research students. I did catch w-Street Osaka, but that was only because they happened to be scheduled before BiS. And regretfully I wasn’t really paying attention. Although I was at the stage I was mainly passing time taking crappy photos of them.  And then for some reason a reporter and photographer interviewed me during their performance, which distracted me even more. Considering my three favorite GEM members, Sara, Ranachin, and Jurin were all performing (also a Natchi fan of course), it was a pretty big fail on my part to not see them when they were just starting out.

I’ve since realized the street-sei is nothing like AKB kenkyuusei. After SUPER☆GiRLS, GEM, predia, and Houkago Princess, they were my highest priority “must-see-at-all-costs” group.

After predia’s Azure Stage performance was rained out on Day 1, I knew there was a chance the same thing could happen to Street-sei’s night performance on Day 2. In fact according to the weather forecast it was more likely to rain than not. Although I didn’t want to repeat the experience from Day 1, I didn’t really have a choice. If there was even just a 10% chance to see Street-sei I had to take it.

Fortunately on Day 2 there wasn’t a queue when I went up to the roof. In reviewing the schedule I’m pretty sure the reason for the massive line the day before was because Idoling was performing. Wherever Idoling goes a horde of Idoling fans follow. Even though getting up to the roof was quick, one of the elevators was closed (there are two of them) so there was a huge line on the roof attempting to get down. Sucked for them. The lack of stairs to the roof is completely irresponsible (total fire/earthquake hazard). Anyway once I got to the Azure Stage the group hy4_4yh was performing.

And it started raining.

On the inside I was totally freaking out, but on the outside I looked totally cool. Once hy4_4yh finished whatever it is they do (no offense), TIF staff began covering up the speakers with plastic and frantically drying the stage. It kind of seemed like they were determined to keep the stage open (for once TIF staff were actually doing something productive. Honesty I’ve never seen a lazier group of morons than the TIF workforce). Street-sei was the final performer at Azure Stage so at this point everyone on the roof was an iDOL Street fan. I thought it was pretty cool because there was a mix of iDOL Street, SUPER☆GiRLS, Cheeky Parade, and GEM fans all there supporting Street-sei. Fortunately a miracle occurred and the rain stopped when the Shanadoo song “Carry On” began, which marks the beginning of a Street-sei performance.IMG_6770I should mention that each Street-sei group still did their original MCs and hadn’t updated their team names yet (i.e. Nagoya wasn’t “Nagoya Chubu”). The groups did perform their new songs though. Each group performed two songs: 1) either an iDOL street song or a team-specific song (in the case of Osaka and Nagoya) and 2) their new song. Runa and Ayaka are pretty cute in person, but I was more focused on Yukipa. I’m still not really sure how viable she is in an official group, but she deserves a chance.

IMG_6938Last year I thought w-Street Osaka was easily the strongest street-sei group, but since they lost four members to GEM, I don’t think that is the case anymore. They’re still a great group, just not the dominate force they used to be. I’ve been pretty harsh on Haachin in the past (predicting she wouldn’t make it into GEM), but I’m actually a fan of hers and when GEM was first revealed she was my 3rd favorite member. As GEM continued to progress though I no longer felt her “my pace” style fit the cool, high-energy image they were attempting. During the Azure Stage performance she seemed more “awake” than normal, which just proves that when she isn’t in “sleepy-mode” she can be a legit idol. I also have a soft spot for Yui because she is the only remaining 3rd gen member and she is just a sweet person. It must be hard for her, but hopefully she sticks with the group. Kyoko is my favorite of the new members, for superficial cuteness reasons. Seira and Mizuki have potential to move up my personal, completely unimportant ranking though.

IMG_72581I don’t really know anything about the Fukuoka team. It’s a completely new team since the original members have either changed teams, joined GEM, or graduated *sigh*. I like their new song though. Riko got the most attention from the fans, I guess she is the most popular at the moment.

IMG_7307The real reason I absolutely had to see Street-sei was e-Street Sapporo. The new members are great, but my fandom for Saku is at that annoying fanboy level. She used to be completely overshadowed by Yuuki and Nagi, although even when they were around every now and then she showed glimpses of “miracle member” level super-cuteness. Now that YuNagi is gone, fans are beginning to notice the real star of Sapporo. She got the loudest reception of any street-sei member… and for some reason she pointed at me three times during KiraKira Holiday (during the chorus members point at fans). The first time I figured she’s just randomly pointing. Maybe it helped that I had my glowstick set to light blue. The second time she pointed at me… it no longer seemed random. I was in the 4th row so it’s not something you can be mistaken about when you’re being singled out.  I’m a pretty shy person so I rarely maintain eye-contact with idols, unless its Reira or Sara. So I never have these weird moments. Previously the only time an idol went out of her way to single me out was when I saw Afilia Saga last year and Meiry continually waved at me (and she didn’t stop until I finally waved back). The third time Saku pointed at me she was on the other side of the stage. I literally and figuratively melted at this point. And this is why I have leveled up from Saku fanboy to insane Saku fanboy level 2.

IMG_7418The new and improved Tokyo team “headlined.” I figured they would go last, but I was hoping they would go first because I had already decided to leave early in order to make it down the elevator (there were still several performances I wanted to see even though TIF was wrapping up). I had to see Naapon, Rihona, and Narumi though, so I gave myself permission to watch their first song (they covered “Miracle ga Tomannai.”) Then I slowly moved further from the stage (I didn’t want to make it obvious I was bailing, it would be rude to them and didn’t want other fans to start thinking about doing the same thing). Once I was out of sight, I skedaddled to Doll Factory to watch 7cm and Kaiketsu Tropical Maru.

[photos from http://nikkan-spa.jp/483064]

predia
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My second favorite jewel-themed idol group and the only group that’s ever survived my 2-year rule (<- reference to my tendency of losing interest in a group after two years). Because rain cancelled predia’s Azure Stage performance, I was only able to see predia one time at TIF. Once GEM’s Hot Stage performance ended I booked it to Enjoy Stadium. When I arrived the venue was closed so I joined a queue that literally only had two other people in it. For some reason the guys in line wanted me to go in front of them, I have no idea why. I forgot how long I waited in that line but based on the timetable it must have been 30 minutes. Totally worth it to see predia from the first row.

Scheduled before predia was an idol duo called kurikamaki. I don’t know anything about them but they wore bear-themed outfits, they were kind of cute, and their music was decent.

When predia came on stage they were wearing their Hey Now!! outfits. Super cute and a big improvement over most of their previous outfits.
ptif13cThey opened with Hey Now!! Fortunately I watched the Idol Yokochou Matsuri stream a few weeks before when Mai did a hilarious job at explaining the audience participation. She asked the fans to practice the Hey Now chorus, but just randomly yelled out “HEY!! Hey!”. It’s not complicated, basically just say “hey,” “now,” “love,” and “hey now.” The easier these things are the stupider you look if you don’t know what you’re doing. This song is so much funner than Crazy Cat.
ptif13gAfter a short MC they sang Crazy Cat, Diamond High Heals/Hey Boy Mix, and Restart Game.
ptif13eI wish they could have performed for another hour, it was ridiculously fun. Absolutely my favorite TIF performance this year. It really sucks that they didn’t get to perform on the main stage and for the second year in a row weren’t featured on any of the TIF television footage. Stuff like that just makes me want to support them more.

[photos from predia member blogs]

Houkago Princess
Although I’ve been a fan since their debut in 2011 I’ve never been able to attend a Houkago Princess concert since they operated outside the idol scene, and only did shows at their “White Base” theater (which resembled an evil scientist’s basement more than a glamorous idol stage). They changed their approach recently and begin doing events with other indie idol groups, which may have been influential in being invited to TIF.

Since day one my favorite member has been Sakino Chiba, who I think is the best dressed idol ever. She also has the best hair. Every time I visited her blog I wanted to go clothes shopping afterword.
13-4-28 S12-6-8 S13-2-22 S13-5-25 S13-5-15 S13-4-19 S13-5-1 S13-4-11 SOf course something tragic had to happen because for some reason God loves interfering with my TIF dreams.

One morning while checking her blog on my phone the nightmare scenario all fans fear the most occurred. I noticed her most recent blog entry had a lot more comments than usual and even more prophetic, included zero photos. From experience this could mean only one thing: it was a serious post, aka not related to fashion, her hair, or a recent shopping spree. Last year she had graduated only to change her mind a few days later, and I immediately knew it was another graduation announcement. Almost one month after Houkago Princess was added to the TIF lineup she announced her graduation. Even more painful, her last concert would be on July 21, seven days before TIF. My fandom was stronger than a single member, so I still definitely wanted to see them, but the timing was hilarious.

Fast forward to TIF, even without Saki, Houkago Princess was amazing. After predia @ Enjoy Stadium, GEM @ Hot Stage, and Street-sei @ Azure Stage, Houkago Princess’s performance was my favorite. Like a lot of indie groups they’ve developed their own unique, unidentifiable style which is simultaneously super cute and high energy. Considering it was so fun, I can’t even imagine how it would have been if my favorite member was still in the group. Hopefully when I go back to Japan in spring 2014 I’ll have a chance to see them again, however unlikely that may be. And maybe by then Saki will have changed her mind again and rejoined the group.

Is it okay to talk about Secret Court now?
Secret Court at TIF 2012:

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Tokyo Idol Festival actually only exists so a certain member of Fudanjuku can act like the biggest dork in the universe
Momotaro missed TIF 2012 (with the exception of the encore jamboree), so she had an excuse to act insane during the encore. But this year I realized that the entire festival actually only exists so she can act like the biggest dork ever. Everything before the Encore Jamboree is just a time-filler for the main event of Momotaro jumping around the stage like a deranged lunatic.
mb2mb3mb4mb1Momotaro’s dorkiness was also contagious and spread to Ryoma
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Day Two
GEM
HR
ALLOVER (1 song)
Especia (1 song)
Caramel Ribbon
Up Up Girls
Negaigoto
Tsuribit
Spangirl
PPP! Pixion
Houkago Princess
Links
SIR
palet
Cheeky Parade
Dream 5 (1 song)
Sakura Gakuin
GEM
Barbee (1 song)
kurikamaki
predia
hy4_4yh (1 song)
Idol Street (all 5 street-sei groups)
7cm
Kaiketsu Tropical Maru
Mai Kotone
Dorothy Little Happy
Encore Jamboree

I can watch this performance until the end of time


I wish all their music was like LIFE SIZE (unfortunately the higher res version of this video got removed)

Tokyo Idol Festival 2014
GEM, predia, Street-sei, and Houkago princess made Day 2 the best single day experience from either TIF 2012 and 2013. Unfortunately Day 1 was a bust due to the weather, long lines, and overcrowded venues.The novelty of TIF faded a lot since last year. I was on an idol high for months after TIF 2013, but this year I was over it the moment it ended. The more idol concerts I’ve gone to the more desensitized I’ve gotten. This happens with all hobbies though. Hopefully Tokyo Idol Festival will continue next year (and until the idol thing implodes), but at the moment I doubt I will go back next year. Watching the FujiTV footage makes it look a lot funner than it was. I’m starting to think fans aren’t missing out on that much by just watching the broadcast. 

A year is a long time though, and maybe by then GEM will have conquered the world. And maybe predia can finally get on the main stage.

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Tokyo Idol Festival 2013 Day Two – Final Schedule

16 Jul

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